Kai's stupid A.I. experiments: #1: Tarja Turunen blows up the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

    So my brief thoughts on A.I.:  I think it was forced upon us by billionaires to begin the acceleration process of human extinction.  I am all against it being used in music or any music creation form or fashion.  Album covers, music videos, music itself, if you're a metal band and you use it rather than pay someone, fuck you you drop down a peg.


    However, I am 100% in favor of A.I. for the purposes of metal shit-posting!  I don't have the patience to draw.  So I decided to use it for my brain.

I entered in the following text:

TARJA TURUNEN AS A SKY SORCERESS USING MAGIC POWERS TO BLOW UP THE ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME.


This is what popped out:


Why a sky sorcreress you ask?  Cos I was trying to get a replication of the Destruction's The Antichrist album.  Which as you know from me constantly talking about how it's the best album of 2001, looks like this:



So I guess I wanted it to turn out like that except Tarja's head where the skull is.  I don't hate what AI came up with.  Why Tarja?  I don't know, cos it seemed like somethin she'd do (particularly if Nightwish's management was locked inside it).

Don't know if I'll keep coming up with these.  


God forbid I violate some rule of using someone IRL for an AI image, but if Tarja finds this blog and asks me to take it down I will.


Also if she did a tour where she only did Oceanborn and Wishmaster songs that would be fucking sweet

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